To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
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just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I love having hate sex.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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