I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
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I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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