You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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