It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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