my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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