You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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