put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
There r osticjed everywhere
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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