Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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