She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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