we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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