Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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