She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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