yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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