a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
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her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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