already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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