plz talk dirty to me
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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