I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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