sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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