Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
id be glad to
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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