hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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