Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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