new low.... made out with someone while peeing
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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