I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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