In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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