I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Randomize