I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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