People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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