what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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