The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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