what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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