Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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