Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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