I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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