Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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