Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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