Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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