her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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