i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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