I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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