S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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