fuck your aforementioned shoe
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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