i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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