well I can't set my house on fire every night
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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