This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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