she was so not down for the gang bang
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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