And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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