is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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