I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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