Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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