My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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